Derek Vadloc Who?

Derek Vadloc Who?
(from the book Mystery Stories Of Lyn's Tower)
By Belldranit Icyflippers and Raz Puffle

By the name of us penguin and puffle, Belldranit as the penguin dawn and Raz as the puffle drawn. "Must get the twee," says Raz, with no glee. "Let me help you with that," said Belldranit, laying on a mat. He hopped off the mat with one wink. He ended with a straight, big PLINK! "Dear, you're out of luck!" said Raz. "The clock struck." The phone rang, "PANG!" Raz answered bigger than Old Mrs. Jigger. "Who is it?" said Raz, wondering if he would pay a visit. "You old midget-puff," said someone with fluff. "I'm Derek Vadloc." "Glad mock!" said Raz, with no sense of block. "I'd be glad for you to come over." Belldranit was picking clover. "Bell," said Raz, calling him with a shell. "Who is Derek Vadloc?" "Who?" said Belldranit, holding a can of Milk Moo. Just then, someone broke down the door. "Sweet heavens, O'Moore!" said Belldranit, holding La Doore. The mystery is far away. Maybe in a house with bad feng shui. Where ever it is, I'm going to find it. Who knows? Maybe it's in the mountains of the deadly House-Toes! Derek Vadloc is somewhere around. Just find him. But please, don't step in a mound!

A Christmas Club Penguin (Raz's Christmas) (WAAAAA!!!!! Raz Gets Sad)

Everyone was in their beds, sucking candy canes, cuddling up in their blankets, and putting their pillows on their heads. Raz woke me up. "Merry Christmas!!" said Raz, yelling in my face. "Oh, can I just keep sleeping?" I asked. "No way, you Norway!!" said Raz. "Open your Christmas presents!!" "Bah, humbug!!" I said. "Don't be a scrooge!!" said Raz. "Open your presents!!" It was a present wonderland. "Oh my!" I said. "Oh, sweet Puffle-O's!" said Raz. "Come on," I said. "Let's go to the town!" "OK," said Raz. "I guess." We went out the door. It was so awesome. "Aw, sweet poop!" said Raz. "Yuck!" I said. "Can you just shut up?" Raz started to cry. "WAAAAA!!!!!!! YOU MADE RAZ RAZPBERRY PUFFLE SAD!!!!!!!!!!" "Why?" I asked. "YOU SAID SHUT UP TO ME!!!!!!" said Raz, crying. I went back home and got in bed. I slept the whole day.

Belldranit and Raz Get Scared

It was 9:30 on a Tuesday. Belldranit and Raz were safe asleep in their beds. Raz was drooling all over his pillow. Belldranit was cuddling in his blanket and sucking it. Belldranit was a little hungry. "It's time for a snack," said Belldranit. Belldranit went to the kitchen and got some empanadas. He put some in the microwave. He waited until he heard the DING! on the microwave. He got out the empanadas and ate them. Then he went back to bed. The problem was Belldranit and Raz couldn't sleep. They were too scared. They decided to go to Chaos1017's igloo. The "bunny penguin" was fast asleep. They went to Snow949's igloo. She was dreaming about pie. They went to Crayz4cheez's igloo. He was sleeping naked. They decided to go see 1231ds, Zase, and Zoo. They were all dancing in their sleep. Nobody helped them.

But.....uh.......we'll be right back after this commercial!

Good Pie: Eat me!
Pengy: No
Good Pie: Why?
Pengy: We need to go to Rory's Pie Bakery!
Good Pie: What does that have to do with not eating me?
Rory: You don't know?
Pengy: Tell him, Rory
Rory: Little does he know, that Rory's Pie Bakery is the only place to eat pies
Good Pie: I don't get it
Rory: We don't eat pies out here, but in Rory's Pie Bakery, it's perfect!
Good Pie: Any fancy stuff?
Rory: We have no high fructose corn syrup in our pies
Pengy: What does that mean?
Rory: Our pies are good for you. Nothing that will hurt you is in our pie.
Pengy: Now tell me about the high fructose corn syrup
Rory: You'll get no diabetes
Pengy: I want to go!
Good Pie: Me too!
Rory: 78 My Waddle on the left side
Good Pie: So it's on My Waddle
Pengy: 78 My Waddle
Rory: On the left side of the waddle
Pengy: I want to have some pie! Well, I'm on my way to Rory's Pie Bakery!
Rory: I know just the thing to do with this good pie!

Moments later...

Good Pie: Don't eat me!
Penguin Po: Yum! That pie looks good!
Rory: Eat it, Penguin Po!
Penguin Po: OK, I will. Munch, munch. Yum! It's apple pie!


Belldranit decided to make a note for the monsters outside. So did Raz. Later, the monsters came and read the note. They grabbed Belldranit and Raz. They ate them.

THE END!!

(Belldranit and Raz were never seen again!)

American Puffle Idol (not a story)

Hi! This is Ryan Pufflecrest! This is American Puffle Idol. Puffles try to sing their best. If they sing good, they go to Pufflewood and be a star. Raz Razpberry Puffle is coming up next!!

"Hi, I'm Raz. I'm going to sing Puffle Dreaming by Tod."

"Oh my love
Take me that way
I keep on dreaming
On the puffle day
Because I love to puffle dream
It's a little bit of that
A little bit of this
The puffle dream is my own scheme
Puffle dreaming
Every sucking way
Puffle scheming
Every sucking day
On the puffle day
Every cruddy scheming
Take me that way
Every butt dreaming
Tod
Keep on dreaming
Tod
Keep on scheming
Tod
Keep on doing the things you do today!"

What does Randy say?

"Whoa! I can't explain! It's good and bad at the same time! Wait, there was no bad part. It was tremendous! Yo, dude! I can't believe that! It's a hard song, and you passed it. You rule!!"

What does Laura say?

"We're all puffles here, and we liked your singing."

What does Simon say?

"Not what I was looking for, but it was good!"


Raz is not disqualified
He's the winner!

Elmo Comes Back! (so does the pie tin from the delicious apple pie!)

Raz was watching Puffle Or Poop on the Puffle Only channel. "You want some beef eggs?" I asked. "You are the only one who cooks beef eggs in Club Penguin!" said Raz. "Want some Yo-Pie?" I asked. "What the heck is Yo-Pie?" Raz asked. "It's yogurt pie," I answered. "Belldranit, you are a spaghetti sucking idiot!" said Raz. "Raz!" I said. "That's the nicest thing you ever said to me!" "Belldranit," said Raz. "That's an insult!" Just then, Elmo and the pie tin from the delicious apple pie busted the door down. "Belldranit," said Raz. "You've got your words mixed up and there's Elmo!" "Why am I so stupid?" I asked. "I don't know," said Raz. "WHY WAS I ADOPTED BY A SPAGHETTI SUCKING IDIOT?!?!?!" "You were cute," answered Belldranit. "But now is the time for plans!" "Elmo got you now!" said Elmo. "That's what happens when you don't pay attention!" said Raz. "Pssst!!" I said. "Make Elmo close his eyes and we can crawl to the door!" "But Elmo is in front of the door!" said Raz. "We'll crawl between his legs!" I said. "Good idea!" said Raz. "You're not a spaghetti sucking idiot! You're a genius! We're not gonna die!" Raz told Elmo to shut his eyes. Raz hopped off of Elmo and crawled with me. The pie tin followed too. After that, we ate beef eggs and had Yo-Pie! Elmo didn't bother us a bit!



THE END!!

Belldranit Goes To America

Another great story! Enjoy!

Raz ran away. I was broke. 1231ds gave me money, but I spent it on cookies. My igloo was empty. I was sitting outside in front of my igloo. I was sobbing. I decided to go to Coffee Show. But first, I asked 1231ds to give me money. He did give me money because he didn't want to upset me. Then I went to Coffee Show. Coffee Show is a great little coffee shop. "Wow, this place looks warm, cozy, and toasty," I said. "It's very warm! I wonder if I can get some mocha." I bumped into Ynot. "Woah!" I said. "I didn't see you there." "Me either," said Ynot. "I'm just chilling." Then we both bumped into Icmer. "Woah!" we both said. "What's wrong with us?" Then something loud scared us. "What was that?" asked Ynot. "Looks like they're heading to America!" I said. "You guys want to go with me?" "You bet!" they said with happy looks on their faces. We went to the dock. We hopped on the "S.S. Take You To America". We saw O Island. We saw The Isle Of X. We saw The Statue Of R. We rode over the Y Sea. The last thing we saw was The Country Of Z. After we saw all that fun stuff, we went to bed. We slept until we were at America. "All that sleeping gave me a heart attack!" I said. "I'm glad we made it to America." "We felt the same way, too!" said Icmer. "Yeah," said Ynot. "I'm so glad that we made it to America!" "Well," I said. "I'm going to Miami! Bye!" And they never went back to Club Penguin


The End!